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Everyone has an embarrassing fart story. You know the one that just slips out at the worst possible time. Go ahead and share your most cringe-worthy fart story you are among friends! I was dating a new guy. Slept over his house for the first time and we got on the topic of farting. Went to bed. SO loud that it hurt. I thought we got bombed! I had fallen asleep during the sermon and woke up because I heard somebody fart.

I looked around confused and looked at my brother who then told me that it was actually me who had farted. Oh, and they were wooden pews Fart girl stories it happened right after the priest had finished taking so it was dead silent. Okay so my farts are always quiet, they never make a sound but they do stink and really bad too. So this one time I was waiting in line at the library and I needed to fart.

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All of a sudden it makes this thunder noise, and it stank so bad. And I this old lady behind me nearly has a heart attack. Lol but it stank so bad, I checked out my books only to put them back in the bin wear returns go and I NEVER went into that library again.

Lol, I hope I win Most Helpful because I promised to my self that I would never ever tell that story, nor ever think about that time again. Was Halloween shopping at Value Village and I needed to fart. Pizza, wings, snacks, etc and my stomach was upset.

I sneaked into the corner to unload a good wet one, which burned coming out. She stood up very quickly after I cleared my colon of noxious fumes. Was at my girlfriends apartment and needed to fart really bad.

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She was in her bedroom getting ready so I decided to let it rip as I walked into the kitchen. To my surprise her mom was in the kitchen getting a glass of water. I had just met her the day before. To all of our surprise it was his mom. She was super embarrassed and actually started crying because we were all laughing so hard. That thing was monstrous! My son was having trouble in fourth grade, so I went to meet with his teacher to address the issue. As we were sitting in a silent, empty classroom, deep in serious conversation, my body rebelled.

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Without warning, a deep, loud fart burst out of me. I wanted to run and cry. She was so sweet and graceful about it.

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After a funeral, I went to get a drink from the water fountain. I let out a noxious silent gas, like rotten eggs, right at the moment I leaned over her. She looked at me like I had slapped her baby…which I basically did. My Fart girl stories year of high school I had ovarian cysts that caused a ton of pain. My doctor put me on a high dose of Percocet, while they decided whether or not to operate.

I was sitting in algebra class, stoned out of my mind, trying to pay attention. I was sitting on the couch with my boyfriend, and one of his friends was sitting on the floor right in front of me. There was a really scary scene, and it made me jump. When I jumped, a loud fart came out. I was extremely constipated for two weeks, the only thing the freed me up was about a gallon of prune juice. After the juice worked all the solids out of my system, it left me with the most insane farts ever, like 15 second long masterpieces.

Sitting in my boxers on a wooden chair in my kitchen, wife is sitting across the room at a computer next to a fan and the kids are 3 feet away from me in the living room.

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I let out this high pitched one and as I lifted my cheek I got deeper in tone and warbled. Both kids looked at me like wow, how did you do that. I started laughing, the kids started laughing, we had tears in our eyes it was so funny. I ate a lot of chinese Fart girl stories one night before bed. I farted so much in my sleep that when me and my girlfriend woke up the room was so lousy with fart smell that it made her throw up. I consider that one of my greatest accomplishments. I worked as a fixed-term art model for a short period at a drawing academy.

One day, I ate some baked beans and boiled eggs to go on a diet before going to work. While posing in front of the students, my tummy began to fill with lots of gas. When I changed into another pose, suddenly a loud, rotten eggs-like fart burst out of my butt.

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The terrible smell spread to all students, and my face was burning. My wife and I were at this fairly huge gathering of very close friends and people we just met. We all gathered under this huge pavilion to sit down to a finely catered dinner and were seated at these long picnic tables. So, being the gentleman I am, I left all the other guests go through the serving line and then proceed to do the same myself after everybody else was taken care of. Before hand, I felt this urge building to let one of my infamous farts rip. It kept building and building until I returned to my fully packed table.

At this point in front of everyone I lifted my leg and let out one of my best, loudest and rankiest farts ever. I had no shame or remorse either. I was walking down a hallway in school and really needed to Fart girl stories, but there were people all over the corridor.

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Just then she came into the classroom, then she started talking about my English essay, and we got into a conversation. She covered her nose and began wafting the air. She definitely knew it was me so I left the classroom, very embarrassed. This was several years ago when I was hanging out at my friends house.

We were playing video games in the back of the house when we heard the loudest fart of all time! It came from the front of the house and it was seriously the loudest fart I have ever heard. We all busted out laughing and he left the room to investigate. When he came back he asked us quietly to stop laughing because it was his mom who had farted and she was super embarrassed. She apparently had been bending over to pick something up in the kitchen and had accidentally ripped the most epic fart I have ever heard!

Was hanging out with my girlfriend and was taking a nap on the couch. Woke myself up with a giant fart. My girlfriend had a group of her friends over and they all heard it. Definitely not one of my best moments. Was at the gym with my head Fart girl stories on. For a brief moment I forgot where I was and let one fly. It must have been pretty loud because I caught a few sideways glances as I walked by. Got the heck out of there as fast as I could.

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