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We spent quite a bit of time visiting in Central Oregon and once upon a time, they had a North Face Outlet store. Bob has the most amazing blue eyes I have ever seen and I am always trying to get the right "stuff" to bring out those baby blues. It quickly became his favorite of all time. That's when the trouble started. Weeks later, he has all but slept in his favorite jacket and decides it needs to be washed. But hey - for some crazy reason known only to Bob, he gives me the news flash that HE is going to wash his precious jacket and I'm not to do anything with it or even touch it. Well, if that wasn't a slap in the face but I figured at this stage in our life, it's best to just let go of the reins and let him ride free Fine by me!
A day or so went by and I'm innocently sitting at work at my computer processing files for our medical transcription business; Bob is out performing one of his parts, a mile delivery jaunt that takes him all over the greater Seattle area to at least 5 hospitals and numerous doctor offices daily. About mid afternoon, he bursts into my office quite flushed and more than a little flustered whereupon he proceeds to pull out Guys wearing panties stories pair of my Victoria's Secret blue panties from his pocket.
Well, first off I'm more than a little worried. I hear about this kind of thing all the time and although I don't THINK my husband is a cross-dresser, it usually comes out of nowhere and the wives always claim "they had no idea". Could I be one of these women? I demurely ask if there is anything he needs to tell me and after a few beats of stunned silence he briskly waves THAT off - whew I don't think 20 stops would be an exaggeration and all the while he is oblivious. Finally, at his very last stop, the dry cleaners in our hometown, he is standing in line it is a very busy shop and someone taps him on the back.
He turns thinking he is going to be greeted by one of our friends perhaps or be asked a question only to hear a velcro-sounding "r-r-r-r-i-i-p-p" as in static electricity and something being peeled off. He turns the rest of the way to find a very nice-looking woman with a pair of my Victoria's Secret panties in a matching blue I might add in her hand. She says trying not to laugh, "I thought you might want these somewhere else other than on your back". If only I had been there! If only I had a video of the moment when he spied the panties in her hand and realized that they had been plastered on his back all day long as he tooled around Seattle and environs!
Oh if only! He was so utterly mortified he said he wanted to just bolt out of the dry cleaners and leave the clothes - as in forever. Unfortunately, pride and money won out and he stayed while everyone chuckled and laughed and he proudly stuffed my panties into his pocket. Appreciate what you have! If your faithful wife wants to do your laundry, it's a gift; get over it! No item in your closet is that important!
If your wife still wears Victoria's Secret underwear after all these Guys wearing panties stories and she can still look pretty good doing so, be grateful!
It could have been a big-butt pair of white undies from JC Penney that would have taken up the entire back of the jacket; but then again something like that MIGHT just have gotten noticed before the day started! There could have been a lacy bra plastered on there as well to go with the panties. No one apparently tells guys to check the dryer when they toss in something! It's not rocket science, guys! Above all, value the beauty of a make-you-cry laugh and treasure the stories that make up your history together.
I consider my 35 years with Bob the ride of a lifetime and worth every moment of laughter and tears. I busted up laughing!!!! I have an anecdote about laundry in one of my articles, but yours is pure fire!!! Awesome storytelling.
Really enjoyed it!! Lori - thanks for your comments on 2 of my stories - that is hilarious! I can see that happening to my husband! Holding my sides. That was hilarious. It beats the time a pastor from my past preached an entire Sunday sermon in his wife's best white blouse. He'd gotten up before dawn and dressed in the dark and went to church early to prepare. When the service was over his wife said "Ahem, I was wondering where my best white blouse was.
I loved your story, but it was not what I expected. I live in the conservative Midwest Davenport, Ia. Over the years I have had a lot of different boyfriends. I don't date a guy for long unless he will wear something special for me under his guy clothes. If he will wear a bra for me then I know he's mine. I don't want to date a crossdresser in the usual outward sense, but if I can get a guy to wear panties and a bra then it makes for some fun romantic times.
It also keeps him more likely to be faithful for obvious reasons. I have gotten guy to take me on vacations in the Caribbean wearing panties under their guy clothes the entire trip. I have also gotten guys to wear a bra with large breast forms under a winter coat when we go to a movie. Pantyhose, corsets, and control panties all add to our fun. I won't date a guy for long if he won't cater to this for me. You would be amazed what a guy will do for you if you just ask. There have been some fun times, but not as funny as yours. Hi Your hub has been stolen at this address.
You can delete the comment when you have read it. Hi, Audrey - With a title like that, I couldn't pass up your story. It made me laugh out loud--the proof of humor. Hilarious, though Bob may not see it that way! Funny story and a very well-conclusive moral in the end Love your humor, and love the fact that you and Bob have 35 years under your belt so to speak!
As a participant in a 20 year marriage, I am always amazed at how many new adventures we find together! One day at work I went out into the hallway and suddenly a pair of panties fell onto the floor, apparently having been trapped but not all that well inside my pants leg. To make matters worse, a female colleague was approaching, and as I looked down, mortified to a degree at seeing my lingerie Guys wearing panties stories on the floor, I bent over and scooped them up as quickly as I could!
With a twinkle in her eye I knew then that she'd seen them she says "Not your wife's I guess! Glad you liked it, Wayne - yes, definitely can see Bob in his motorcycle gang jacket. That is a hoot! Except it would definitely be called Guys wearing panties stories Paintywaists Thanks for the read! A panty story I love 'em Panties are okay too but not on me! You sound like my wife who I made the unfortunate statement to one time of "my next wife will be wash and wear". Now, she cannot help but point out every wash and wear woman she sees and asks me, "Is that her? I wonder if Bob could have convinced that lady that she had just ripped the decal off his best motorcycle gang jacket Thanks for a good laugh, Audrey.
Oh that's priceless, Freya - yes, I put my Victoria's Secret stamp of approval or brand all over the man! Well, in this case, I don't think Bob really have bad day at that time. Guys wearing panties stories Victoria secret panty on his back those who saw him that day might be said: "Damn! That man is so lucky because whoever own that sexy panties must be really hot! But still, gyahahaha! It is really hard to not laugh! Bob had been sealed by your panties, Audrey! Thanks so much for stopping by, seanorjohn.
Panting for more - cute!! Whimsical is a good thing any day, too. Great story. Looks like you have us all panting for more. Voted up and following. Please don't feel obliged to follow back. I only write whimsical nonsense at the moment and am trying to change my style. I loved this story and it is so funny! Ican't wait to of your work. Thank you so much for sharing.
Thanks for the read, Garrett! Love the name - that is my boy Patrick's middle name; I somehow accidentally named him after a gunslinger which is very ironic actually. Anyhow - yes, I hope the same for you as well! And I hope never to go out into public sporting a pair of Bob's boxers on my back too Thanks K for stopping in - so glad I got your mom a laugh as well! This is one of my favorite Bob stories as he is such a good sport! He did have a good laugh himself about it later although he said he was quite embarrassed to go back to that dry cleaner for a while because the guy kept smiling at him.
Oh well! I always say 'if you'd listen to me in the first place Thanks for reading!! That's hilarious! I read the last two paragraphs - detailing your husband discovering your panties on his back - aloud to my mother.
We had a good laugh together. You're so funny. I love your life stories!
Thanks so much for stopping by, Petra! I seem to live one funny story after the other but this is good - they say laughter is good for the soul.Guys wearing panties stories
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How My Husband Ended Up Wearing My Victoria's Secrets Panties